about a boy

Monday, September 08, 2008

I Can't Believe This Didn't Work

I know, you can't believe it is true, there has to be a catch to an offer this good. How could you be lucky enough to spend a mere 3 hours in which you can influence and guide the mind and appetite of a small child? Here is how.

1. Be available this Friday, yes, just two short days away, from 5 PM until 7:30 PM. (You can keep him until 8 if you must.)
2. Be the first to email us here at Elio Entertainment. You can contact me, Guy A., CEO (Child Entertainment Organizer) or my partner, Kate W., CFO (Chief Fun Organizer).
3. Take a nap on Friday afternoon.
4. Have dinner alfresco in Tompkins Square Park, and hope for leftovers from Lupa.

OK do not hesitate.
Email or call now. You will receive a picture revealing the true face of Elio once you have won!

Guy , CEO

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